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"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."
"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time."
"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another."
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."
"If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it."
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
"I have seen the future and it doesn't work."
"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value."
"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything."
"I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me."
"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"
"The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything."
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished."
"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."
"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings."
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."