Never make fun of people's looks... unless the person you're making fun of is the monster Harvey Weinstein.

New rule, just made it up! Ha!!!

Porn production companies like WoodRocket, HUSTLER, and Burning Angel spoof and parody pretty much everything nowadays -- if it's big in the news, or movies, or entertainment at some point, you can assume one of them will be doing a porn spoof of it soon afterwards.

They've done a million porn parodies of real-life events, including things like Ten Inch Ninja Turtles, and a Tiger Woods spoof after his issues a few years back.

Related: Harvey's Too Poor To Pay Child Support Now...

But word has come down from the company that even though his sexual misconduct has been ALL over the news the last few months, Harvey Weinstein will NOT be the subject of any porn spoof on their end.


Simple -- there are two reasons. The first, according to WoodRocket producer Lee Roy Myers, is noble:

" would never do a parody of somebody or something that hurt people."

Amen to that!!!

But the second AND WAY BETTER reason for avoiding a Harvey Weinstein porn spoof came from Burning Angel founder Joanna Angel, who told TMZ (below):

"There are certain aesthetic standards for today's male performers, and there is no one who remotely comes close to looking like Harvey Weinstein, nor should there be."


That is the most polite-sounding-and-yet-SO-vicious takedown EVER!

Love it!!!

[Image via WENN.]

My podcast co-host probably just ruined my chances!

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Fun in the sun!

This week, Justin Bieber, along with mom Pattie Mallette, hit up the Maldives for a fabulous vacation. Judging from the pic (above), the Sorry singer is having the time of his life!

But this wasn't the only cool snap featured on social media.

Amy Schumer went to a New York Knicks game, Kourtney Kardashian hit up Malibu, and Laura Dern binge-watched Parks and Recreation while sick with the flu!

Want to see other pics your favorite celebs posted on Twitter and Instagram?? If so...

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[Image via Justin Bieber/Instagram.]

We don't usually listen to the radio, but we did recently and shockingly discovered NEW music!

SOFI TUKKER's Best Friend feat. NERVO, The Knocks & Alisa Ueno!

This is some deep house! Bitch house! Gay house! Fierce house!!

Check it out above!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from SOFI TUKKER!

Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown is just 13. She's dating a 15 yo singer. Would U let your kid at her age?

Our thoughts on ‘Chicago West'!

Kim and Kanye won't be selling the baby photos because it goes against their morals - and that's hilarious.

Kylie Jenner is no longer going to discuss her personal life on social media - and that's even more hilarious!

Katy Perry's really bad week!

The Chainsmokers' cheater and his doucheness!

Cardi B's fiancee continues to even more awful! Meanwhile, Cardi's gonna be an actress!

Mo'nique overestimates her worth, her Netflix boycott is ridiculous!

Justin Timberlake's GaGa diss!

Ewan McGregor's daughter ROASTS him for cheating on her mother!

Lorde's infuriating Grammys diss!

Justin Bieber's reconciliation with his mother!

And much MORE, including Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Kodak Black, Fredo Santana, Paula Abdul, Pete Wentz, Michael Phelps, The Jonas Brothers , Michelle Williams, Tom Petty and Jessie J.

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It's refreshing to see that Michael Phelps (pictured here with wife Nicole) continues to be outspoken about his long battle with depression and its side effects.

The Olympic swimmer and multi-multi-multi gold medalist is living at the top of his game as a father and husband right now, and because he's in such a good place in life, he's been more outspoken about when times weren't so good.

Related: Michael Raced A Shark... Sort Of... For Shark Week!

Speaking at the fourth annual conference of the Kennedy Forum this weekend, Phelps told the audience about his long, complicated battle with depression and how it was intertwined with his chosen career as a swimmer.

The Olympian revealed (below):

"I was always hungry, hungry, and I wanted more, I wanted to push myself really to see what my max was ... But really, after every Olympics I think I fell into a major state of depression ... I would say 2004 was probably the first depression spell I went through."

And while Phelps dealt with a DUI after his 2004 Olympic run, and pictures showing him smoking from a bong after his 2008 Olympics, it was 2012 that he believes was the hardest time of his life.

Related: Michael Is A VERY Happy Dad Now!

He recounted to a hushed audience how he hit an all-time low after 2012, retreating to his bedroom...

In a world where everybody everywhere is trying to make a quick buck -- whether they deserve it or not (cough, cough, Donald Trump) -- Jon Wyatt is a breath of fresh air!

You probably don't know that name, but you know this one: Chicago West.

Jon has the Twitter handle @ChicagoWest right now, on account of him being a former resident of Chicago who decided to move out west to become a grain trader and a farmer... and now with Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West naming their baby Chicago, well, Jon is suddenly an overnight celebrity!

Related: Fans React To Chicago's Name Reveal On Twitter!

You know how this usually works: somebody has a Twitter account that a celeb wants, and the celeb forks over some money to grab the handle.

But for Wyatt, well, he's not down with all that!

According to reports out today on TMZ, Wyatt thinks that selling the account to Kim and Kanye "just kind of seems wrong," and he's down to give it up if they ask.

One thing -- they haven't asked yet.

Weird, considering how thoughtful Kim has been for YEARS about social media and branding.

But, you know, she's likely got more important things to do like, you know, love her new beautiful baby!!!

Related: Khloé Isn't Bothered That Kimye's Third Child Stole Her...

Just like the millions of women across the country who took part in Women's March 2018 at cities coast to coast, celebs showed up in full force today to deliver a strong message of women's rights and equality and against Donald Trump's policies -- and it sure looks like today was a huge success!!!

Alyssa Milano, Halsey, Scarlett Johansson, Adele, Jennifer Lawrence, Mila Kunis, Viola Davis, and so many more celebs took part in Women's March events around the country today.

Related: Trump Has Literally No Clue What The March Is About

Participants across the country wore "pussy hats" to fight back against Trump's now-infamous offensive comments that were revealed a week before 2016's election, and celebs took to the stage at various march points around the country to speak to their fellow women a message of empowerment!!!

Ch-ch-check out some highlights (below)!!!

Justin Timberlake probably didn't mean for it to come off this way, but his recent comments about taking up residency in Las Vegas are... less than ideal as far as Britney Spears, Lady GaGa, and others are concerned!

Timberlake was being interview on Beats 1 radio this week when he made a comment about Vegas residencies -- you know, the thing Britney and GaGa, and many other celebs have -- and fans are taking it as total shade! Oops!!!

Related: Reacting To JT's Supplies HERE!

Asked about potentially working in residency somewhere in Vegas one day while promoting his new Man of the Woods album, Timberlake laughed and said (below):

"It feels like you're planning your retirement."


Of course, he later came around and admitted that if he did do Vegas, he'd do it like the greatest ever -- Prince.

Timberlake continued (below):

"[Prince was like' I'll just show up when I show up [in Vegas] and I'll play 10 shows a year. It'll be me because I'm the greatest that ever did it."

That's one way to do it!!

Watch the longer interview with Beats 1 (below):

Thoughts, Perezcious readers?!

Let us know in the comments (below)!!!

[Image via YouTube/FayesVision/IPA/WENN.]

We know all the stories about Donald Trump carrying on apparent extramarital affairs and paying off women in his past... but could he actually be having an affair RIGHT NOW in the White House?!

That's what Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff thinks, according to his appearance last night on Real Time with host Bill Maher.


Related: Remember When Trump Wanted To Abort His Daughter Tiffany??

Wolff came on Maher's show for an interview about his book and revealed that although the author "didn't have the blue dress" on an alleged Trump affair (a reference to a key piece of evidence in figuring out Bill Clinton was having an affair with Monica Lewinsky), he nevertheless feels "absolutely sure" that The Donald is cheating on Melania Trump.

The only reason why Wolff hasn't come out sooner is that he lacked "ultimate proof." Hmmm...

Wolff plays it coy when Maher questions him about it, saying that he planted a clue in his controversial book about The Donald's administration, but he wouldn't reveal where or what the clue was about in the book.

Wolff said:

"You'll know it [about the clue]. Now that I've told you, when you hit that paragraph, you'll say, ‘Bingo.'"

Good way to sell more books?? Or actual thing to pay attention to here??? Who the hell knows with Trump anymore. LOLz!!!

Here's the full Wolff-Maher interview from last night (below):


Amidst all this, Trump has been tweeting weird shit in the last few hours -- like this,...

Six ISN'T enough!

Diddy may be the father of six children already, but the 48-year-old father and music mogul admitted on Friday that he's down for more -- and longtime girlfriend Cassie might be surprised to hear he's thinking about as many as ten total!!!

Related: Diddy Wasn't Serious About Changing His Name!

During a Breakfast Club interview at the end of the week, Diddy said (below):

"I love children. I'm trying to get ten."

Whoa!!! Really??

Well... he was kind of kidding about that ten part... but he's not kidding about having more kids.

The star continued (below):

"I could go to eight without a problem. Whatever is supposed to happen in the future is going to happen, but that's something that I want. I would only have it with my girl of course."

That's wild!!! Guy's got some energy at 48 if he's thinking like this! LOLz!!

Here's the full interview (below):

What do y'all think, Perezcious readers?!

Could Diddy handle two more kids? Could YOU handle ten kids???

[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]

What a nice surprise late last night!!!

Drake hinted yesterday that new music was coming, and sure enough, here it is -- two new songs have been released off his new project Scary Hours -- and you can listen to the tracks right here!

Related: Drake Got Straight Up Rejected By Issa Rae?!

The Canadian superstar first hinted that something new was going down on his Instagram account about 12 hours ago (below):

GODS PLAN AND DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY LIVE ON ALL PLATFORMS WORLDWIDE MIDNIGHT 🕛A post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Jan 19, 2018 at 8:03pm PST

Not surprisingly that got people talking -- and looking for new music.

Sure enough, as promised at midnight, the rapper released God's Plan and Diplomatic Immunity off the Scary Hours project and made them available on all platforms!

Related: Celebrities Who Have Given AMAZING Gifts!

You can listen to them here (below)!!!

What do U think, Perezcious readers???

Let us know your opinions in the comments (below)!!!

[Image via Euan Cherry/WENN.]

This is so sad...

Rapper Fredo Santana has died. He was just 27 years old.

According to family members speaking out in media reports, his cause of death was a seizure.

Related: Tom Petty Died From Accidental Drug Overdose

TMZ is reporting that Santana, who is a Chicago-based rapper and the cousin of Chief Keef, was found dead at his L.A. home on Friday night by his girlfriend when she came over just before midnight.

The rapper had been having health problems recently, and was hospitalized at one point for liver and kidney problems.

And in the past, Santana had openly talked about his addiction to lean -- the club drink that has caused seizures so many times before.

So, so sad to see. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and loved ones.

Condolences are already coming out from across the music world on social media, too, including Drake (below):

😢😢😢 Rest In Peace SantanaA post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Jan 20, 2018 at 1:35am PST

Ugh... just terrible news for this Saturday morning.


[Image via Getty Images.]

Big surprise news coming out this morning from Ed Sheeran's camp... it turns out he's engaged! And he's been engaged for a month!!

In a low-key way, Sheeran announced his engagement this morning and revealed that it actually happened back at the tail end of 2017, surprising everyone with the little late, casual announcement!

Related: Sheeran Reportedly Joins Grammys Boycott!

Sheeran posted a pic to his Instagram account a couple hours ago revealing the news about himself and longtime girlfriend Cherry Seaborn, and writing (below):

Got myself a fiancé just before new year. We are very happy and in love, and our cats are chuffed as well xxA post shared by Ed Sheeran (@teddysphotos) on Jan 20, 2018 at 5:49am PST

That's lovely!!

Congrats to him and the lucky lady Cherry -- and that's one kind of laid back, late announcement, isn't it!?

What do y'all think, Perezcious readers??

Let us know in the comments (below)!!!

[Image via Phil Lewis/WENN.]

I say yes! My podcast co-host says no! What do U think?

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Matthew Koma needs to be a big star!

He's one of our longtime faves and consistently releases such great tunes!

Suitcase is a love song that is so beautiful and feels like real love. Complicated!

Pop with depth! It's what he's great at!

Check it out above!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Matthew Koma!

The resistance persists!

Women's March 2018 is here, with feminists marching all across the country to show their support of gender equality.

According to the organization's website, the 2017 march was "the largest coordinated protest in U.S. history and one of the largest in world history" -- and this weekend, the first wave of "anniversary marches" will see TONS of celebrity attendees walking in solidarity with the movement.

This year's theme is #PowerToThePolls. The goal is to launch a national voter registration and mobilization tour that aims to empower Americans with a higher understanding of their rights and more.

So in honor of the everyone making a positive difference out there, we thought we'd revisit some of our favorite feminist films...

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[Image via Warner Bros, Will Packer Productions, & Lionsgate Films.]

She's one of our all-time faves!

Does she still have it?

Watch to find out!

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Miley Cyrus is truly an angel!

In a recent Instagram Live video, The Voice season 13 contestant Janice Freeman -- who was on Team Miley and ended up finishing in 11th place -- revealed the Malibu singer helped her in a significant way with housing.

Related: Here's Why Miley Cyrus Will Not Be Going On Tour!

An emotional Freeman said:

"Miley, you are my dawg, like my best friend, and I will defend you to the bitter end... You got somebody that got your back... I'm so overwhelmed, and I need y'all to understand that it is time to go into 2018 believing God for real. Y'all don't understand that you see these people on TV—you see things happening and all of that—but you don't understand that these people are real. Her heart is so huge and she allows God to use her to bless my life."

As seen here:

A post shared by the Jasmine BRAND (@thejasminebrand_) on Jan 1, 2018 at 2:45pm PST

Despite reports that Liam Hemsworth's flame bought the contestant a house, Freeman clarifies that Cyrus found her placement in a two-bedroom apartment, and then paid for...

Kaylor seems to be hanging on by a thread!!

Taylor Swift's fans went wild after they believed Karlie Kloss was shading the songstress in a recent Instagram post to promote her new project!

Related: Taylor Gets Blasted For Saying THIS About 2017!

In case you missed it, the supermodel shared a peek of her LOVE advent calendar video to the social media site, originally captioning it with the title of a Katy Perry song:

"Swish Swish"

But on Wednesday, Swifties noticed Karlie actually edited her caption to remove the possibly shady reference, writing instead:

"Nothing but net 🏀❤️"

Does this mean Karlie and Taylor are actually friends?? Or was the starlet sick of all the backlash?

Can Kaylor please explain?? The Internet needs to know!

[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]