There are five reasons why you should be excited to watch Flower starring Zoey Deutch, and while your five reasons might be different from mine this is what I came up with. If you couldn’t tell by the trailer the female lead will be forming what amounts to a very unstable and somewhat strange bond with her new stepbrother in a way that is highly suspect. While the two of them are linked by marriage the distance between them seems insurmountable until it becomes clear that they’re bound to eventually bond in some way that a lot of people might
After about a month-long winter break, Riverdale returns this week with “Chapter Twenty-Three: The Blackboard Jungle,” and if you were afraid that the takedown of the supposed Black Hood in December’s winter finale would cause the show to turn down its craziness a few notches, don’t worry at all: Riverdale remains TV’s most wonderfully insane teen drama. Need proof? Within the first ten minutes of tonight’s episode, we discover that Cheryl’s mom is a prostitute, and an FBI agent approaches Archie to help him with an investigation without receiving his father’s permission and before the kid can even walk home from school. And
The new world record for a free fall with a static rope, not a bungee cord, was just broken. Correction, it was just shattered. Call Guinness as well and tell them that they might need to tack another record onto that as well, the longest free fall that didn’t involve anything being jarred loose from a human body to splat on the rocks below. Seriously man, how in the world did that harness help the guy to avoid having anything broken, dislocated, pulverized, or even just yanked so hard that it snapped? I’m hoping that people do realize that a
Comedian Michael Rapaport ripped into Donald Trump yet again on Wednesday night after Trump released his “Fake News Awards” on the GOP website earlier in the evening.
Rapaport expressed his displeasure with Trump’s agenda in the form of a brief, 38-second video rant that he posted on Facebook that featured, in standard Rapaport style, many curse words.
“Dopey ass, b—- ass, d— stain Donald Trump,” Rapaport said to start off the video. “Motherf—ing clown ass, fake ass president. Bum ass, botox in the face, corny ass, big tooth, overweight, bloated motherf—ing president. All the s— that’s going on in the world and you release the ‘Fake News Awards’? You f—ing bum.”
Wow, what a mean rant. Oh, wait, we’re only halfway through. Hold on, here’s the rest.
“I’m releasing the ‘Fake President Awards’. You’re the f—king winner. Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln, and George Washington are kicking and screaming, turning over in their graves with what you’ve done, you f—ing slob.”
OK, that’s all of it. That’s six uses of “ass” and five utterances of the F-word in that 38 seconds, for those of you keeping score at home. Also, though Rapaport may have mentioned Benjamin Franklin because he was one of the Founding Fathers, we should note that he was never president of the United States.
You can watch the full rant embedded below or on Facebook.